Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other.
After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it.
Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?"
"Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response.
Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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