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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!" The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee!"
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier: - Are you stupid? This isn't real money! Peter: - You're stupid. The car is not real either.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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