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Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. "What are you doing." they ask her. So she replies "Hanging myself." The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck." The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned and went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"
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Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
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