Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.