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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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