The best teacher jokes

Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, teacher
Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?" Alex: "No, Miss." Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
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has 51.45 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 50.99 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA? Class: The second one!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, political, teacher
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!"
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has 48.93 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, family, little Johnny, teacher
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