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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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has 80.05 % from 2971 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 80.01 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
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has 79.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: mean, technology, vulgar
I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I...? A microwave?
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, men, technology, time
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 79.60 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, technology
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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has 78.94 % from 488 votes. More jokes about: marriage, nerd, technology
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone: Me: "Siri, call my wife." Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts." Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife." Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife." Me: "Call my wife." Siri: "Which wife?"
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has 77.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, stupid, technology, wife
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 77.03 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it. It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love. He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him. The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love. I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive. After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind. It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, love, technology
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