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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire? Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued. Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted, "Okay, who's got the remote control?"
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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