Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.