The best technology jokes

Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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