Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A: Liar.
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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