The best terrorist jokes

A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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