Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.
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Q: What's brown and white and flies all over?
A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
Q: What is a ghosts favorite snack?
A: Boo berries
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys."
Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.
"That was amazing," exclaimed the coach.
"I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?"
"Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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