Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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