The best time jokes

When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
Vote: has 59.74 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, viagra, sex, wife, time
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, science
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: vulgar, sex, time, dirty
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, stupid, insulting, time
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
Vote: has 57.44 % from 62 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, time
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Vote: has 57.03 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women, time
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: new year, black humor, time
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex, kids, time, single