A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Jenna, Jessica and ariana die.
They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud".
The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy.
Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy.
Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall.
Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?"
The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.