The best ugly jokes

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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has 61.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, food, kids, ugly
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, ugly
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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has 60.54 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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