The best ugly jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Vote: has 44.13 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, insulting
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Vote: has 41.91 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, kids, insulting
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Vote: has 39.32 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, insulting, drunk
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Vote: has 39.21 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids, ugly, baby, animal
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Vote: has 37.61 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, prison, ugly, insulting
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
Vote: has 37.20 % from 107 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex, ugly, baby
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Vote: has 36.90 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, insulting, ugly
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Vote: has 34.70 % from 38 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, insulting
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Vote: has 28.61 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, insulting