Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.