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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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