Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’