The best war jokes

Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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During the Iraq war, a Lieutenant asked the soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle, "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The soldier replied, "I got my four Sir."
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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