The best war jokes

Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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