The best war jokes

Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
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