Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.