The best weather jokes

Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did. I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said; "See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them." I replied, "Yes." "Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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