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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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