Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.