Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.