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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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