Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.