Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."