The best white people jokes

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
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