The best white people jokes

There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 49.51 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
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has 49.16 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 43.87 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 42.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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has 42.22 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 38.59 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 38.38 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history? A: White out.
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has 36.73 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, student, teacher, white people
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 35.94 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
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