The best jokes about women

If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.
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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1) None. Feminists can't change anything. 2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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"Does she have a boyfriend?" "Yes, a cute, strong and clever one." "What's the name?" "John, Michael and Bill."
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How are women and linoleum floors alike? You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine. At the first taste she says: "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998" and all the people were amazed. At the 2nd try she answers "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1953" and they were once again amazed. Then the drunk pisses in a glass and hands it to her. She tries it and says "Yak, this tastes like piss!" And the drunk says, "Yeah, but what year was I born?"
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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