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What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: “Lazy.”
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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper.
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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper.
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Priest said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
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I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
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Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party.
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