The best jokes about women

Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
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A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
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A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
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Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy right away, you have something in common. So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.
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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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