What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Answer: Money.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None, it better be open when she brings it to you.
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia." As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.