The best jokes about women

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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75% of women do not eat after 6... shots.
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Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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