The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Vote: has 73.60 % from 86 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
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