Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.