Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.