The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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