The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.17 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.08 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.05 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.04 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.02 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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has 72.02 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: insulting, memory, old people, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.01 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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has 72.00 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 71.99 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.99 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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