Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo momma so old...
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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