Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.