Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!