The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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