Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."