The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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