Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.