Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.