The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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