Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.