Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.