Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo momma's so fat...
When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Your momma so fat...
She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?"
She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.