The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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