Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.