Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.