Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.