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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
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Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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