Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo Mama so old...
Her birthday expired.
Yo momma's so fat...
She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.