Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.