The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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