The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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