Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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