Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."