Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.