Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.