Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Your momma so fat...
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.