The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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