Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.