Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.