Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.