Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.