Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Your momma so fat... She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.