Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.