The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
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Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Your momma so fat... She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
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