Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.