The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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