Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.