The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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