Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.