Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.