The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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