The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
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Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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