Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.