Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.