Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.